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Director's Cut: 03: Wonderland – Toothy Grin
Director's Cut: 03 – Toothy Grin.
Location: Wonderland
Characters: Axel, Lexaeus. Zexion, Larxene, Marluxia, Vexen.
Rating/Warnings: None.
Summary: During world-hopping, a brief but much-needed break is taken.







Director's Cut 03 : Wonderland – Toothy Grin.


“We need to stop.”

Marluxia’s voice was hoarse, his expression haggard. Lexaeus, too, looked pale and faintly pinched. Zexion immediately stopped, eyes briefly lingering on Marluxia before snapping back to Lexaeus. “Of course,” he said immediately, stepping in close. “You should have said something…”

Lexaeus grunted wordlessly and looked away from him, shrugging. “Slight fatigue, that’s all.”

“We really can’t stop here, right? You guys are joking.” Axel looked around with understandable paranoia. “This is suicide. Where the hell would we hide, behind the giant goddamn mushrooms?”

“Just a short rest,” Zexion snapped, eyes narrowing slightly. “You’d be begging the same if you’d misplaced your coat.”

“Misplaced,” Larxene snorted in disgust, but fell silent, chewing her lip as she looked around. The hairs on the back of her neck still crawled and the horrifying ache in the pit of her stomach remained along with the lingering feeling of time slowing to a crawl and nearly stopping… “He might be right behind us.”

“We’ve gone through five worlds already,” Vexen, silent and staring until now, finally spoke. “We’ll go through five more in a moment. Let them rest.”

Axel threw his hands up in disgust and moved to kick over an acorn that was as tall as his knees. “Fine, fine! I was the voice of reason here, you know. Where the hell are we?”

“Where is anyone?”

Everyone spun, weapons appearing in all hands able to summon them. Marluxia and Lexaeus raised their fists in defensive positions, moving to stand behind those who had weapons.

A smile formed in midair directly in front of Zexion’s face. “My, my, you certainly know the truth about knowledge, don’t you?”

“Who are you!” Zexion lashed out at the smile in sheer instinct. The trap designed to catch and hold simply passed right through it.

“Who am I? What a silly question. How can you know me if you don’t know yourself?”

The smile solidified, followed by a pair of green-yellow eyes and a striped body. It was a cat. Or at least it looked like one.

“What the hell,” Axel finally said and raised a chakram to throw.

“I wouldn’t,” the cat rolled over onto his back in midair and crossed his forelegs. “I don’t fetch.”

Zexion stared long and hard at the cat. “We’re hallucinating,” he finally said.

“Oh, you would know about that, wouldn’t you?” The cat purred. Zexion fought down a grimace and turned his back on the cat.

“We’re experiencing a mass hallucination.” He kept his voice firm.

“Either that or this is the weirdest fucking world ever,” Larxene was still staring at the oddly-colored cat. “Can we go now?”

“Oh, stay for tea. I’m told it’s grand at the Queen’s court,” the cat sat up and looked at them now.

“I’d rather not.” Marluxia straightened quickly. “Come on, I’m feeling well enough. Let’s go.”

“Wait, shouldn’t we… you know…” Axel gestured towards the still-grinning cat, who had taken off its head and was attempting to stand on it, like a ball.

“Who’ll believe that mad thing?” Zexion snorted and held up a hand, tearing into the fabric of the Darkness. “Go now before something truly bad happens.”

The cat watched them go, the smile remaining long after the body had faded away. “Well, more’s the pity, but I’m sure all’s well that ends well. Of course, if it doesn’t end well, then it doesn’t end well, does it? Or is that that it never ends? Never-ending, ever-ceasing…”

With no one else to bother, even the smile faded away.
Comments
xcupidxstuntx From: xcupidxstuntx Date: July 5th, 2009 11:52 pm (UTC) (Link)
Zexion really doesn't have much luck with talking animals, does he? *Giggles* At least it wasn't Bernard and Bianca *pets him*.
abby_sarajane From: abby_sarajane Date: July 6th, 2009 12:19 am (UTC) (Link)
None whatsoever. XD Poor Zexion.
xcupidxstuntx From: xcupidxstuntx Date: July 6th, 2009 01:56 am (UTC) (Link)
Put him in the land of the Brave Little Toaster, please, talking appliances? Yes please!
abby_sarajane From: abby_sarajane Date: July 7th, 2009 01:58 am (UTC) (Link)
XDDDD Ahahahah, tht would really make him crazy.
xcupidxstuntx From: xcupidxstuntx Date: July 7th, 2009 02:55 am (UTC) (Link)
That's the plan!
moon_of_my_soul From: moon_of_my_soul Date: July 5th, 2009 11:53 pm (UTC) (Link)
That cat always manages to confuse me a lot. But I loved this world :D I especially love the conclusion that they are all suffering a "mass hallucination."
abby_sarajane From: abby_sarajane Date: July 6th, 2009 12:20 am (UTC) (Link)
The Cheshire Cat is very good at that. u.u <3 Thank you, glad you liked!
caityjay From: caityjay Date: July 5th, 2009 11:56 pm (UTC) (Link)
Phoar, that is totally wicked-creepy-awesome. Raaaaandom~! Love it!

Also, totally digging these director's cuts. All of them. And the chapter graphic, of course (HAR). Best birthday ever. :D
abby_sarajane From: abby_sarajane Date: July 6th, 2009 12:20 am (UTC) (Link)
;: giggles:: So glad you liked it! Thank you <3
mcelligots_pool From: mcelligots_pool Date: July 6th, 2009 12:10 am (UTC) (Link)
I love you.

With confession out of the way, omg wonderland! Yay! Har har, Zexion having a chat with the cheshire cat will never cease to amuse me.

Oh Marluxia, how the queen would LOVE to have tea with you. Maybe even ask for a game of flamingo croquet as well XD
abby_sarajane From: abby_sarajane Date: July 6th, 2009 12:20 am (UTC) (Link)
<3 Yay!

XD Oh, yes, he really should have stayed for tea. >.> REally. <.
fortuna_s From: fortuna_s Date: July 6th, 2009 12:44 am (UTC) (Link)
*hugs Cheshire Cat* That was awesome Abby! Poor Nobodies, they just can't match up to that amazing cat.

"Where the hell would we hide, behind the goddamn mushrooms?" Oh Axel, I love you and your anger/panic very muchly.
abby_sarajane From: abby_sarajane Date: July 6th, 2009 01:29 am (UTC) (Link)
<3 So glad you liked it!

Axel was... understandably freaking out there. u.u
fortuna_s From: fortuna_s Date: July 6th, 2009 05:20 pm (UTC) (Link)
waaaait! I have a better icon for this!

Say hello to America McGee's Cheshire Cat- in all his anorexic glory!
abby_sarajane From: abby_sarajane Date: July 7th, 2009 01:58 am (UTC) (Link)
I love the Alice Cheshire cat. So much.
deixis_dyad From: deixis_dyad Date: July 7th, 2009 05:26 am (UTC) (Link)
I cannot make it through that game without taking periodic cookies and milk breaks. 0_0''' I swear to god, first time I played, I got nightmares.

But I love it so much.
hokuton_punch From: hokuton_punch Date: July 6th, 2009 01:47 am (UTC) (Link)
Oh Lord that was creepy. o.o *gets the shudders*
abby_sarajane From: abby_sarajane Date: July 7th, 2009 01:59 am (UTC) (Link)
Of course it was, it's the Cheshire Cat. :3
leaf_zelindor From: leaf_zelindor Date: July 6th, 2009 02:10 am (UTC) (Link)
Poor poor Zexy. XD gotta luv the Cheshire Cat....
~Leaf~
abby_sarajane From: abby_sarajane Date: July 7th, 2009 01:59 am (UTC) (Link)
Definitely. :3 It's even better if you imagine it as American McGee's Alice's Cheshire Cat. XD
leaf_zelindor From: leaf_zelindor Date: July 7th, 2009 02:10 am (UTC) (Link)
-snickers- good to know XD
~Leaf~
naiyad From: naiyad Date: July 6th, 2009 02:36 am (UTC) (Link)
Nyee, I squeed I did! You did Wonderland, oh such love. And I must be a total sadist, cause I love reading about Marly being in a terrible state. It makes him extra shmexy

Lexeaus and Zexion should stay away from all animals. One gets trampled, one gets...talked to. XDD
abby_sarajane From: abby_sarajane Date: July 7th, 2009 02:00 am (UTC) (Link)
<3 I'm so glad you liked it. XD

And it's so true. u.u Poor boys.
pockypuck From: pockypuck Date: July 6th, 2009 03:12 am (UTC) (Link)
Cheshire Cat! I love that cat. X3 It has the best lines. "Oh, well, you can't help that. Most everyone's mad here." *grin* Love the wonderful weird existentialism via C.C. "Where is anyone?"

Zexion, tsk tsk. You of all people should know that some madness is perfectly real. >3
abby_sarajane From: abby_sarajane Date: July 7th, 2009 02:00 am (UTC) (Link)
Me too. XD He really does.

XD
soranoryu From: soranoryu Date: July 6th, 2009 04:35 am (UTC) (Link)
Aww, the Cheshire Cat!

Even though I never liked Alice in Wonderland as a whole, that cat is amazing. *grin*

And of course, rather than admit strange things may be happening in strange worlds, we'd rather assume mass-hallucinations.
Must be something wrong with the air in that place...
From: shadow1313 Date: July 6th, 2009 09:26 pm (UTC) (Link)
Yeah... It's full of MUSHROOMS!!! LOL. And Opium-o-plenty (both of which is what Lewis Caroll was on when he wrote the story!!)
xcupidxstuntx From: xcupidxstuntx Date: July 7th, 2009 02:57 am (UTC) (Link)
I heard it was LSD...I live near the meadow he famously went and took the drugs in and where he thought up the story...Musta been one hell of a lot of drugs...It's one boring meadow XD.
From: shadow1313 Date: July 7th, 2009 05:58 pm (UTC) (Link)
Actually right after I wrote that I thought it might have been LSD too.... but I know he took a hell of a lot of drugs so chances are... *giggle snort*

Whatever it was... he certainly was tripping! Can you imagine what genius he could have come up with if he had been SOBER??!?! It boggles the mind.
abby_sarajane From: abby_sarajane Date: July 7th, 2009 02:00 am (UTC) (Link)
Of course. u.u Must be it. >.>
amber_lovechild From: amber_lovechild Date: July 6th, 2009 05:40 am (UTC) (Link)
I'm sure Zexion's quite sick of all the cats and mice that Disney has to offer at this point...


XD Yay for the Cheshire cat though! I wasn't in love with Disney's version (something like that seemed like it should be more sleek and sinister to me), but the cat itself has always been one of those story book characters I loved.
From: shadow1313 Date: July 6th, 2009 09:30 pm (UTC) (Link)
The original story is indeed muccccch darker and twisted than the Disney version... as is most of what the big "D" does to it's "borrowed" stories!! Has anyone ever read the original Cinderella or Little Mermaid stories??? Or Pocahontas???

But as to this story... Guess they couldn't make it TOO much like tripping on LSD or the drug-induced world the author was swimming in when he wrote it. Some of the stuff still frightens me as an adult!!! LOL
amber_lovechild From: amber_lovechild Date: July 7th, 2009 02:45 am (UTC) (Link)
^-^ I have read the original Alice and Wonderland, the actual story of Pocahontas and almost all of Grimm's Faerie Tales, popular and well known or not (I just really love them >.>). It was from reading the original Alice that made me decide that the Cheshire cat should have been more sinister.

But still, you have to sort of love Disney just FOR their ability to kid-friendly up these stories.
abby_sarajane From: abby_sarajane Date: July 7th, 2009 02:00 am (UTC) (Link)
Pretty much all the animals, really. u.u

<3 I agree, but still. It works. XD
amber_lovechild From: amber_lovechild Date: July 7th, 2009 02:46 am (UTC) (Link)
True...the bigger ones are mean to Lexaeus, so he sort of has to have a grudge against them...>.>

abby_sarajane From: abby_sarajane Date: July 7th, 2009 01:00 pm (UTC) (Link)
True, very true. >.>
06seconds_left From: 06seconds_left Date: July 6th, 2009 08:58 am (UTC) (Link)
The Cheshire Cat. One of my favourite things in Wonderland. Zexion and talking animals; he really has no luck with them. Thanks for the great read!
abby_sarajane From: abby_sarajane Date: July 7th, 2009 02:01 am (UTC) (Link)
He really doesn't. XD <3 So glad you liked it!
kseenaa From: kseenaa Date: July 6th, 2009 09:31 am (UTC) (Link)
Ah.... The Cheshire Cat. Always made of win. :-) So much love! *snuggles black cat on desk*
abby_sarajane From: abby_sarajane Date: July 7th, 2009 02:01 am (UTC) (Link)
Yay, kitties! XD
From: shadow1313 Date: July 6th, 2009 09:34 pm (UTC) (Link)
Well I am thrilled the Cheshire Cat was ALL they ran into!!
Can you imagine what they would have done if they ran into the Caterpillar and his hookah???!!!?!?!????

WAhahAHaHAHaHAHAHahAHHHaHAHhahahaHAHAha *nearly tinkles herself with laughter despite her loathing of drugs and drug users* Now THAT would be highly amusing, I have to admit!
abby_sarajane From: abby_sarajane Date: July 7th, 2009 02:02 am (UTC) (Link)
It could have been so much worse. XD

:: giggles;:
deixis_dyad From: deixis_dyad Date: July 7th, 2009 05:29 am (UTC) (Link)
Muahaha, you wrote the Cheshire Cat perfectly, near good as Carroll himself! >3

Zexion obviously knows more about nothing than he does about something. ie they're all mad there
abby_sarajane From: abby_sarajane Date: July 8th, 2009 01:15 am (UTC) (Link)
<3 Thank you so much!

XD So true
ithilgwath From: ithilgwath Date: July 7th, 2009 07:16 pm (UTC) (Link)


that was awesome. ...They should have listened to the cat better. He sounded like he was on to something. It occurs to me that Nobodies, by nature, would fit in well in Wonderland... they're not supposed to exist, and yet they do. Contradictions. w00t!
abby_sarajane From: abby_sarajane Date: July 8th, 2009 01:15 am (UTC) (Link)
<3 Thank you so much. :D
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